Ded from funny....

So, cleolinda has her wiki up over here, and she has the 'best of' her LJ blog. And then I found this, which was her talking about the cracked outitude of the Jurassic Park 4 script that was being worked on at the time...

Of course, the way there's this huge build-up in the article about its crackitude, I was fully expecting a lot more weirdness than was actually delivered. Seriously, don't ever leave me to imagine the worst in any situation, because I'm really, really good at it. I had this vision of, like, Jurassic Park as the bastard hatespawn of David Lynch and Philip K. Dick. Maybe some George Lucas thrown in for extra crack. We go back to Jurassic Park! But it's on another planet! Where Laura Dern plays a blonde and a brunette! And the dinosaurs take over and pit midgets against men in giant arenas! One of them is the Jarjarbinksasaur! We must stop them from reaching Earth! BUT WE WERE ON EARTH ALL ALONG! Silencio.

Can't....breathe....laughing...too...hard....BWAH! Ahhh, back to the list....