HA!

From TWoP's recap of the last 24 episode...

Audrey sits in her chair and pulls her feet up on the seat so that she can be fetal while she mutters. Even the musical score agrees that her elevator doesn't reach the top floor, as it chimes in with some of those random pizzicato string arpeggios that mean "bugs bugs bugs bugs bugs bugs bugs bugs bugs." So now they have to find the component and Audrey's marbles. It's 1:00:00.

Yeah, this is truly the worst day of Jack Bauer's life ever. It's really hard to imagine it getting WORSE than it is right now....but then it always does.

I am currently eating a mixture of dry-roasted peanuts and chocolate chips. Mmmmm.

An editor's dream...

I had to include this bit in its entirety from Orson Scott Card's Uncle Orson Reviews Everything column:

By the way, I'm really sick of people who spell the short word for microphone M-I-C. There are rules to English spelling and pronunciation, and "mic" has to be pronounced like "mick." Or, since it looks foreign, "meek."

And what about when we use the word as a verb? "Mic him," says the radio director. Or, worse yet, how would you turn that into the past tense verb -- "The technician miced him?" We know how that would be pronounced.

Ordinarily, we'd borrow from the French and spell the past tense of a verb ending in "c" like this: "The technician miqued him." But that has to be pronounced "meeked."

At last, desperate editors are starting to resort to the wretched, ugly, abominable, and indefensible apostrophe: "The technician mic'ed him." I'd rather slit my wrists than adopt that gross error. Especially because there's an easy, obvious, natural, correct English language spelling of the word.

For years, I (and everyone else I know) spelled the word M-I-K-E. Past tense is easy: "The technician miked him."

Yes, just like the name: Mike. But so what? We have tons of words in English that are spelled just like completely unrelated words, and we never get confused.

Does anyone think that this sentence begins with a reference to female deer?

Let's be frank: When I say, "I'm afraid he's going to sue me," do you even for a moment think this has something to do with a girl named Sue? Or Frank, for that matter?

When you pay your bills, when you bob for apples, when you grill some ground chuck, when a traffic signal turns amber, when you buy a fishing rod, do you look around for someone named Bill, Bob, Chuck, Amber, or Rod?

So what's with this deformed, ugly, unpronounceable bit of nonsense, "mic"? The natural, easy-to-read, and therefore only-acceptable spelling of the shortened form of microphone is "mike."

Thus it is spoken. So let it be spelled.

I'm so going to use that last line whenever I can. It's awesome. Ah well, back to chafing for the Ender's Game movie to come out. If it ever does. Sigh.