Gilmore Girls 6:04: "Always a Godmother, Never a God"

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Gilmore Girls, yay!  This week was mostly a meh, filler episode, but it looks like we're setting up exciting things!

 

Lorelai’s house.  Her bed has been moved down to the living room, and she’s sitting on the bed with a big box of VHS tapes.  We hear Luke offscreen (upstairs) grumbling about the baseboard and how it’s not level.  Lorelai calls to him and tells him to come downstairs; the bedroom is a work in progress.  She likens it to busting into the middle of a heart transplant and yelling at the surgeon that the heart is on the outside and the surgeon would be all, yeah, I know, it’s not done yet, work in progress!  I actually like the analogy.  Luke says he has to check the bathroom fixtures and Lorelai calls out that she’s on fire and there are marshmallows toasting, etc.  Luke gets the hint and comes down.  He asks how her project is going.  Well, it’s going great!  She’s got a whole box full of ‘keepers’ and another box with the two videotapes she’s willing to toss.  Luke doesn’t accept this and says that it was her idea to use the remodel to purge herself of useless stuff.  She says she’s keeping everything she needs.  Luke: “You need an episode of Magnum P.I. from 1986?”  Lorelai: “Of course not, that tape is mislabeled.  That’s a Knots Landing from 1981: All the women are held hostage at gunpoint during Ginger’s baby shower…classic!”  Luke then says she doesn’t need season 1 of 21 Jump Street.  No, she does.  He says she should just buy them on DVD.  But Lorelai correctly points out that the tapes have the original commercials, which is half the fun.  She reminisces about Spuds Mckenzie and the “Nothing comes between me and my Calvins” commercials, to name two.  She says they don’t make them like that anymore.  I agree, Lorelai.  The 80s commercials absolutely ruled!  She then brings out a tape of Riding the Bus With My Sister, a movie with Rosie O’Donnell as a retarded woman who loves to ride the bus, and Andie MacDowell as her “uptight, big-city sister.”  Luke says she can watch it tonight when he’s gone, and dump it in the morning.  She replies that it’s not a movie you just sit down and watch.  Lorelai: “It’s a Friday night special.  I’d have to have takeout, pizza, Red Vines, Mallomars, the works!  Plus, there is no way I could watch this by myself.  This is exactly the kind of movie I would watch with…”  She realizes she’s going to say ‘Rory’, and trails off, looking upset.  Luke asks her to pare down the box a little, and she says she’ll try.  He tries to go upstairs to kibitz again, and she threatens to keep documentaries on castles and the History of Paper, which makes him stop.  Opening credits.

 

The Poolhouse of Slothdom.  Rory’s in her candy-striper outfit, and the maid of the day/week comes to her door, on a mission from Emily.  Well, she’s not wearing sunglasses, so clearly she’s not on a mission from God.  Ahem.  Anyway, the maid is here to get all of Rory’s unseasonal clothes.  She calls summer clothes “sundresses and flipper-floppers.”  Hee.  Then, Emily calls Rory’s cell and she answers as the maid begins to clean out Rory’s closet.  Rory puts Emily on speakerphone, drops the phone on the desk and starts going through the clothes that the maid is taking out, trying to explain that she wears these in autumn, “you know, light layers?”  Emily is babbling about how they’re stuck in Helsinki and Rory is half-listening but mostly trying to keep her clothes collection intact.  Emily explains that she was supposed to be hosting a DAR mixer tomorrow but she can’t cancel because Constance (her rival) would be gleeful and use it to upstage her.  Emily asks Rory to fill in for her at the mixer, says it will be no big deal, and Rory reluctantly accepts.  Rory turns back around, and the maid and 90 percent of her clothes have disappeared.  Rory: “Maid?  This is not going to work…maid?!?”  She screeches and runs out of the room.  Have I mentioned I am really not liking Rory this season?  Hee…I just typed ‘Rorgy’.  Wow, that takes on a whole new meaning.  Alright, back to the show. 

 

We cut to the Dragonfly, where Jackson and Sookie are arguing about baptism.  Apparently, Jackson’s mother wants them to baptize their children, and Sookie is arguing that they’re not religious so why would they do that?  Jackson’s argument is that if you don’t care about the religious aspect, it’s really just like a bath.  Jackson says that if they give his mother this, that will soften the blow about them not being able to have any more kids due to the vasectomy.  Sookie complains that his whole family will want to stay at the house, and Jackson says they’ll just have to make room.  She starts detailing his family’s annoying habits, and Jackson points out that he had to go see her stuttering cousin O’Dell in the worst production of Nicholas Nickelby ever.  Jackson: “That was like…9 hours of hell!”  Hee…N-n-n-nicholas Nick-nick-nick-elby.  Wow, that would be excruciating…I don’t think I could do it.  Sookie points out that 9 hours is different than three full days with Jackson’s family.  She tries to do the math and makes her head hurt.  Lorelai: “Whoa, whoa, Sookie, don’t do math!  You know that hurts your head!”  Hee!  Lorelai points out that they could all stay at the Dragonfly, and Sookie and Jackson jump on board with that idea.  Sookie and Jackson relax about the baptism, and segue into arguing about zucchini.  Jackson says that this argument is really about the baptism and Sookie replies with, “Well, I christen these vegetables sucky!”  Ahhh, love.

 

We cut to the DAR mixer at the Gilmore house, where Rory is doing her best Emily impersonation.  She falsely compliments people and discovers that she is out of salmon puffs.  She gets caught up in organizing their release, and orders staff about.  The worst line of the night is, “Darla, does the pearls council know about you?  Fabulous!”  I gag into a throw pillow for a while.  She mingles, and runs into the apparently-token-British-member-of-the-DAR (I still haven’t figured that one out) and she asks Rory to freshen her drink: vodka tonic, no ice and light on the tonic.  Rory scuttles into the next room and hands off the glass to a passing staff-wait-person and tells her to get a vodka tonic.  The girl leaves, and Rory yells, “No ice and light on the tonic!”  Real classy, Rory.  Rory wanders outside to the patio where two DAR women ask her what a plant on Emily’s patio is called.  Rory doesn’t know, and at this point Logan walks up.  He says he forgot she had the DAR thing today, and she replies that it’s okay and now she can show him off.  The look on his face screams that he does not want to mingle with these people at all, and she drags him over to a couple of women and introduces him: “Nancy, Lucy, I’d like to introduce Logan Huntzberger.  Logan, this is blah blah Nancy Van Uppity and Lucy Something-Or-Other.”  I wasn’t really paying attention.  The ladies fawn over him and Logan snips a “Hey” at them, sullenly.  Rory looks taken aback, and I take this moment to scream at her, DUH!  He doesn’t like this world, he grew up in it, you’re trying so hard to be someone he doesn’t want to be with!  Gah…I really hope Logan dumps her soon.  They go into the kitchen and Rory offers him coffee but he’s already opening the Scotch.  He says he can’t deal with this kind of thing now or these kind of people.  She says he can wait in the poolhouse until she’s done.  He agrees and leaves.  Rory goes over to the coffeepot and sighs.  Rory: “There’s no more coffee!  We need some coffee, somebody make some coffee!”  she yells as she stomps out of the room.  Arggggggh!  Make the stupid coffee yourself, Rory!  Or if you really need someone else to do it, go find them and ask them nicely.  She is SO grating on my nerves these days.

 

Lorelai’s house.  She’s getting ready to feed Paul Anka.  Lorelai: “Okay, Paul Anka, dinnertime.  You need to eat tonight, okay?  Now, this is the kibble you like, in the nice new yellow bowl you picked, and I will now back out of the room, so you can eat, in the dark.  Like you like.”  As she’s saying this, she backs out of the kitchen with a plate of food and turns off the lights.  She walks into the living room, sits on her bed, turns on the TV, and picks up the Riding the Bus With My Sister tape.  She looks thoughtful, then sits down and picks up the phone, dialing Rory’s number.  It’s been…..disconnected.  She looks puzzled for a second, dials the number again, and gets the ‘disconnected’ message again.  Then, she looks confused and shocked, like she can’t believe Rory would change her number and not tell her.  Finally, she looks resigned and unhappy.  Poor Lorelai.

 

The Poolhouse of Decadence and Sloth.  Rory enters and finds Logan….along with Colin, Finn, and a girl who we find out is Katrinka, the Dutch milkmaid Colin fell in love with in Holland.  Finn is on his cell phone, frantically trying to find a date.  Rory talks about Colin and the milkmaid like they aren’t there, and Colin clues her in to that abruptly.  Ha…for the first time I like Colin.  Although, apparently she’s lost her appeal since they are no longer in Amsterdam.  Logan proposes dinner, and they all head out for Chinese food, leaving Katrinka behind.  Wow, they all suck.  Except Katrinka.  Grr…

 

The Dragonfly.  Lorelai and Michel are deciding on the room arrangements for Jackson’s family.  Michel calls them freeloading hicks that get their perfume from magazine inserts.  Michel: “You can recognize them from the paper cuts on their wrists.”  I so love Michel.  Sookie runs in, frantic because Jackson isn’t there yet and his family is on the way.  Apparently she tries to say nice things to them, but they always misinterpret them as insults, so she tries being quiet, but they tell her to speak up so she overcompensates and does bits with props.  I so want to see that.  Finally, Jackson arrives, breathless, and Sookie relaxes a little.  Jackson asks Sookie if she told “hmm-hmm about the hmm-hmm?”  Sookie says that it’s his family, so he should do it.  They glance at Lorelai, and she figures out that she’s at least one of the ‘hmm-hmm’s.  They both go over to Lorelai and Jackson opens with “Remember my brother Bo (Beau?)?”  Ohh, this is so not gonna be good.  Apparently Rune (the awful blind date from the first season and horrible handyman at the Independence Inn) told Bo that Lorelai is a nympho.  Wonderful.  Lorelai’s not too thrilled with the news either. 

 

Jackson’s family arrives, and Sookie and Jackson greet them.  Bo brings up the rear, very styling in his cowboy shirt and sunglasses.  He lowers the sunglasses and strides up to the desk to check them in.  She welcomes him to the Dragonfly, and he welcomes her to “Bo.”  Eww.  Lorelai stupidly compliments the sunglasses, calling them “very Risky Business” which Bo takes as a come-on.  Lorelai jumps in and says that she hates Risky Business and that Tom Cruise in his underwear makes her want to hurl.  She asks him to register, and he does, all raised-eyebrows and swaggery.  Lorelai: “You signed the blotter.”  He apologizes and says he was “distracted.”  She gives him his key and he walks off to get his “duffel bag.”  I cannot describe how sleazy Bo sounds during all of his lines.  Lorelai shudders and tells Jackson that she never heard the word “duffel” sound dirty before.  Jackson: “I am so, so sorry.”  Lorelai gives Jackson the rest of the keys, and he apologizes again.  Sookie runs up, saying that Uncle Artie hugged her too long.  Jackson: “Lorelai checked Bo in.”  Sookie (to Lorelai): “We are so, so sorry.”  Hee.  Bo comes back in with the aforementioned duffel bag, knocks on the wall, and Lorelai looks up.  He wants to give her his room number.  She reminds him that she has it because she…just checked him in.  Then, he licks his room key and makes all three of us girls watching simultaneously jump and squeal “Eww!” and cover our eyes, because it is just so disgusting!  He heads upstairs, and Lorelai shudders along with us. 

 

Luke’s.  Lane is working and walks over to a table where Zach and Brian are sitting.  Zach has his eyes closed and Brian explains that he’s waiting for his muse.  Zach explains that songwriting is about making yourself open and vulnerable so that the lyrics come out true.  Lane leaves them to their muse-hunting and walks away.  Brian asks if they want fries, and Zach is struck by inspiration and tells Brian to write down his song.  He then hums a few bars.  Brian isn’t sure how to take this down.  Zach asks Lane for her cell phone so he can leave a message on their machine, but she doesn’t bring her phone to work.  Zach keeps humming the tune and Lane tells him he’s disturbing the customers. 

 

Then, Sookie blunders in with a vintage cake topper that she has to show to Luke, because the little groom has his butt.  She says it like fifteen times, and I swear she is drunk in this scene.  Sookie explains that it’s for Luke and Lorelai’s wedding cake, and asks Luke when the wedding date is.  Wow, she’s really pushing this!  Let them do it themselves, Sookie!  She presses that Miss Manners (since when has she cared about Miss Manners?!?) says that you’re not really engaged until you have a ring and a date.  Wow, I guess that means I was never really engaged, because I didn’t have a ring.  Because it’s not the important part.  Geez, Sookie, lighten up!  Luke explains to Sookie, again, that they are waiting until things are patched up between Lorelai and Rory.  She wants to meddle, and he tells her that they have to work it out themselves.  She huffs and grumbles, but leaves, because she left Jackson’s mother in the car.  Luke walks back behind the counter, and finds Zach humming into his phone.  Luke takes the phone from him and hangs it up.  Ha, good one, Luke.

 

Lane heads home, walks in, and trips over boxes of electronic equipment.  Uh oh.  Lane asks Zach and Brian what all this is.  They gleefully explain that it’s home recording equipment so they can burn, mix and edit their own CDs.  Lane wonders how they got it, and then blurts, “Oh my god, the tour money!”  She runs into her room and exclaims, “You went into my underwear drawer?!?”  Zach explains that it was business, not pleasure, and Brian swears he kept his eyes shut the whole time.  Lane is furious that they ransacked her private “inner sanctum” and Zach says that they were insulted that she felt she had to hide the tour money.  Lane asks them if they shopped around or used her exhaustive research with the purchase.  They didn’t.  They only went by the store to get a microcassette recorder for Zach to preserve his tunes on, and they met….a sales guy.  A great sales guy.  Who they totally became friends with, and liked Zach’s song, and sold them all this cool equipment, that was also on sale!  Lane asks if the “totally great” sales guy gave them any change from the $9000.  They look at each other blankly.  She lets out a shriek and stomps into her room, and Zach and Brian agree that she would have liked the sales guy.

 

The Dragonfly.  Michel tells Lorelai that he believes Jackson’s aunt is borrowing DVDs from their collection and then secretly burning copies for herself.  Lorelai responds that she might be borrowing them and…shockingly…watching them.  Michel calls them “as cheap as tan pantyhose with white sandals.”  He leaves as Sookie enters, and Lorelai calls him snarky.  Sookie: “And sarcastic.”  Lorelai: “He’s snarcastic.”  I love it!  Snarcasm rules!  Sookie then pulls Lorelai aside and asks her if she would be Martha’s godmother.  Lorelai is honored, and agrees.  Sookie then springs the fact that they will be baptizing both kids, so Davy needs a godmother, and Sookie thought she would ask Rory, since she isn’t close to anybody else.  Lorelai comes up with supposedly close female friends of Sookie we’ve never heard of, and Sookie dismisses them all as having moved, gone insane, or contracting inner-ear diseases that will cause them to drop the baby in the baptismal font.  Sookie then pulls the guilt card on Lorelai and basically forces her to agree to Rory being the other godmother.  We had a discussion about how Jewish guilt trumps Catholic guilt every time.  Seriously.  Remember Ida Morgenstern?  Rhoda’s mother?  Now that was some serious guilt.  Sookie loves that she guilted Lorelai, and scampers off.  Lorelai looks worried.

 

Lorelai’s Living/Bedroom of Guilt and Sadness.  The morning of the baptism.  Lorelai gets up, having lain awake all night, and pulls two dresses off the rack by her bed.  She walks back and asks Luke (Luke’s in her bed!  Eeee!) which dress will go better with the baby.  He says he likes the green one.  She says it’s too sheer, and she’ll be in a church.  He sleepily replies, “It looks good from here.”  He is so cute!  Lorelai vents about Sookie rooking her into the baptism just to get her and Rory back together.  Luke says she shouldn’t go.  But she says that only she and Sookie know about the Rory card, so if she backs out it will look bad, and she can’t say no to being a godmother, because Sookie might not have meant it that way (yeah, right).  Luke: “I like the green dress.”  Aww!

 

Cut to Rory in bed, laying awake as well.  Ah, she’s with Logan the corpse-like sleeper.  She whines that she has to see her mom.  He tells her to blow the baptism off and says she can do anything, which they learned from Mad Hot Ballroom, apparently.  She whines again and he responds with “One, two, cha-cha-cha.”  O-kay.  Rory shifts position and makes squeaky whiny noises.  She finally gets up, pulls out two dresses, and asks Logan which one goes better with the baby.  Hunh…nice parallel.  Star’s Hollow.  Rory drives into town, gets out, and we pan around her as she looks at the world she rejected.

 

Lane’s Apartment of Electronic Nuttiness.  She is trying to hook up the equipment, where Zach and Brian have given up.  Zach is entranced by all of the C-SPAN channels.  Rory arrives, and says hi to Lane.  She explains that she’s going over to the baptism to be Davy’s godmother, and Zach asks if it’s true she gets to keep the baby if the parents die.  Rory says she’s just doing it as a favor to Sookie.  Brian: “Godmother, huh?  [Marlon Brando impersonation] Did you make her an offer she couldn’t refuse?”  Zach: “Dude!  You nailed that!”  Lane and Rory go into Lane’s room to get a break from the “ADD Boys,” as Lane dubs them.  They leave as Zach discovers a third C-SPAN.  Score!  Lane and Rory sit on Lane’s bed and awkwardly chat about things.  The band, haircuts, boyfriends.  Lane asks about Logan, and Rory says that he’s “a constant surprise.”  Lane asks her about the dropping out of Yale, and Rory says that taking time off was absolutely the right decision.  Lane says that’s good, and Rory says that she wishes her mother could understand that.  Well, maybe if you picked up the phone and called her, she’d talk to you, Rory!!  You know, since you’ve been sending your grandparents to tell her things and freezing her out and all.  AAAAAUUUGGGHH!  Sorry, but I really really hate Brat!Rory.  Rory says she doubts Lorelai will talk to her until she’s back in school with a course catalog, if then.  She matter-of-factly rattles off that maybe they’ll never talk again.  Like she doesn’t care.  Like that would be fine with her, whatever.  Lane says that the rift is just nature’s way of trying to give them some equilibrium and making up for all the years of not fighting.  She tells Rory that they’ll make up and they’ll talk again.  Rory doesn’t look like she particularly cares one way or the other, but says she missed Lane, and they hug.  They segue into band chat, and we fade out.

 

The church.  Rory walks up and runs into Kirk.  She admires his suit.  Kirk: “Thanks.  It’s the suit my dad was buried in.”  Uhh…Rory decides to let that pass, and so do I.  Kirk asks if there are designated “sides” to the church, one for Davy and one for Martha, and Rory explains that it’s not a wedding.  Kirk walks off, and Rory stops.  We cut over to the doorway, where Lorelai and Sookie are talking.  Lorelai is not wearing the green dress.  She’s wearing a peach dress with a sweater, very cute.  Jackson storms up and announces that his mother told him that he has to be baptized today as well.  Apparently, the day he was supposed to be baptized, he stuck a quarter up his nose and had to be taken to the hospital.  Lorelai and Sookie are giddy with glee.  Lorelai glances over and sees Rory, and they share a heartbreaking glance.  Rory gets up to them and Sookie beats a hasty exit.  The Girls look at each other, and Reverend Skinner comes up and asks them to come into his office for a little meeting.

 

The Reverend’s office.  He explains the role of godparents in the children’s life as spiritual upbringers (hey, ASP got something right for once about Christianity!), and asks the two what their religious affiliations are.  Lorelai: “Oh, well, Reverend, you’ve known us forever.”  Reverend Skinner: “Yes, and I still have no idea what your religious affiliations are.”  Ha!  Lorelai says that they’re a bit…lapsed.  Reverend Skinner: “Yes.  From…?”  They stammer a bit, and then Lorelai says, “Well, from…religion.  Well, I can’t speak for Rory, but I have a strong belief in good.  You know, over evil.  If I was asked to choose a side.”  Rory: “I read The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe.”  Lorelai: “I have a Bible.  Although, I may or may not have accidentally given it to Goodwill.  Because, I’m remodeling.  But Goodwill is a religious organization, I think.  But even if it’s not, Goodwill.  It’s in the ballpark.”  Rory: “I buy tons of Girl Scout cookies.”  Lorelai: “I have two ‘Mary is my Homegirl’ T-shirts.”  The Reverend looks a bit stunned by the one-up-manship, and replies, “Well, those are very positive, if somewhat…irrelevant…things, and it seems like your hearts are in the right place.”   They agree, and he continues, “And it says something good about you both, that when a friend calls you up and asks a favor, you come through like this.”  He’s satisfied, and they all get up and walk out.  I do notice that during this scene, the crosses in evidence are all bare crosses, no crucifixes.  Maybe she’s actually trying to get it right.  Huh.  Ooh, I think I just saw a pig fly!

 

The church.  Kirk walks in and asks a random woman if she’s a ‘Davy’ or a ‘Martha.’  Kirk: “Davy, right?  I mean, he’s much more accessible.  He’s the Dandy Warhols to Martha’s Brian Jonestown Massacre.”  We were appalled by the reference, because we only heard the 'Jonestown Massacre' part. Not the 'Brian'.  We were thinking, most of her references are a bit out there, but comparing a baby girl to the brainwashing and murder (well, incitement to suicide) of hundreds of people?  It’s not even funny! Then we discovered that it's a band whose name is 'Brian Jonestown Massacre'. Wow. Glad to have that all sorted out. Whew. Still a weird reference, though.  Kirk sits down and Bo enters, full-on Colonel Sander’s white suit and hat, and proceeds to spill a massive amount of change.  At the front of the church, Sookie and Jackson and the babies and godparents walk in.  Reverend Skinner walks to the podium and explains the origins of baptism and that these three people will be dedicated in the first sacrament of the faith (do Protestant churches call them sacraments?  Argh…ok, I’ll shut up now), and introduces Lorelai, godparent to Martha, Rory, godparent to Davy, and then realizes Jackson doesn’t have a sponsor.  He volunteers Bo (ohhhh no), and Bo joins them in the front.  Reverend Skinner comes down by the baptismal font, and introduces David Edward Belleville, Martha Janice Lori Ethan Rupert Glenda Carson Daisy Danny Belleville (oh god, it’s like Rodgers and Hammerstein’s Cinderella with all the names!), and Jackson Matthew Belleville.  The Reverend then begins the ceremonial questions.  He asks Lorelai if she renounces Satan.  She is busy avoiding Rory’s glance and doesn’t respond.  Sookie hisses at her: “Why aren’t  you renouncing Satan?”  Lorelai is startled, but responds correctly that she renounces him.  She turns her glance away from Rory and the Reverend moves on to Rory.  Lorelai asks Sookie if she called Rory to ask her to be Davy’s godmother.  Rory overhears, and Lorelai tells her she’s just trying to get some information.  The Reverend has moved on to Bo, who eloquently responds, “Satan can kiss my ass.”  Jackson whips around and stares at him in shock.  Lovely, and the only time I giggled at something Bo said or did this entire episode.  Lorelai resumes questioning of Rory, saying that if Sookie called her, she must have had Rory’s number.  They’re getting loud by this point, and Reverend Skinner interrupts them.  Lorelai apologizes, asks him to give them a moment, and then walks out of the church with Rory, still holding both babies!  My jaw, on the floor. 

 

They go outside, and Rory snottily asks Lorelai what’s wrong with her.  Lorelai says that she wasn’t going to call to set up shoe shopping or anything, but that she should have a way to contact Rory in case of emergency.  Rory says that they’re holding up the service, and Lorelai says that it’s weird that Rory would give her new number to Sookie and not her.  Rory says that she didn’t give Sookie her new number.  Sookie called Emily, Emily left Rory a note, and Rory called Sookie back.  Oh yeah, that’s much better.  Then, Rory says that she didn’t get a new number, she lost her phone.  Lorelai rants about how you’re supposed to suspend your service and then when you get a new phone, you keep the same number.  She says it’s ridiculous to get a new number.  Rory says that next time she loses her phone, she’ll suspend her service.  Sookie comes out, and drags the two of them back inside.

 

We cut to the after-party in the square, and Lorelai apologizes to Sookie for the drama.  Sookie: “Well, you always give me a good story to tell.”  Sookie then confesses that she asked Lorelai and Rory to be godmothers to get them back together again.  Lorelai explains that she wasn’t fooled, but that the salads are excellent.  Lorelai looks up, and behind Sookie Bo beckons to Lorelai sleazily.  Lorelai is fed up and walks over to Bo.  Bo licks his thumb, brushes it against Lorelai’s shoulder and then his arm, and says, “Why don’t we get out of these wet clothes?”  In that sleazy SLEAZY voice.  We all shudder and “Eww!” again.  So does Lorelai.  She tells Bo that there’s been a misunderstanding and that everything Rune told him was a lie.  Bo: “So you don’t have a kid?”  Well, yeah, she has a kid.  Bo: “You didn’t get knocked up when you were sixteen?”  Again, technically, yes, true.  Bo: “And he said that you’ve never been married, that you’re just single and datin’ around?”  She says that yes, she’s never been married, but she’s engaged now, so that’s pretty serious and permanent.  Bo: “He said you were engaged before…?”  Lorelai gives in and tells him that it’s all true and she’s a horndog.  She excuses herself to get some potato salad.  Bo: “Potato…salad.”  SLEAZY VOICE, raised eyebrow and knowing wink.  Ewwwww…I feel dirty now.  Lorelai looks uncomfortable and walks away.

 

Rory walks up to Lorelai and says that she’s leaving.  Lorelai tells her to drive safe.  Rory: “Look, I know this is lame at this point, but you can have my new number if you want.”  Lorelai: “That’s okay.  I can call Mom and she can leave you a note.”  Rory looks pensive and says, “Okay.”  They walk away from each other.  We cut to Rory driving, and she calls Logan.  He’s just finishing class, and she tells him that she’s not handling things well.  Understatement!  Logan says that he just had a talk with his father, and that this year he’s supposed to graduate and start becoming more a part of the business, attending shareholder meetings and the like.  Rory apologizes, and Logan proposes that they go to New York by helicopter.  He tells her to meet him at the airport, and she agrees to meet him in twenty minutes.  We come back to Lorelai sitting on her bed with Paul Anka, pizza and Red Vines, watching Riding the Bus With My Sister.  She sadly says, “It’s not the same.”  Fade to black.

 

Next week: There's some sort of party involving '40s period costume, both Rory and Paris are decked out, and confrontations between the elder Gilmores and the elder Huntzbergers.  Best line from Richard, exclaiming that Lorelai was right about everything she told them!  Also implies that the sole reason Rory dropped out was Mitchum's comments.  Not really a surprise, but still...so disappointed in Rory.  Hopefully Paris will pound on her a little.    

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