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MUST READ THIS! It's Wil Wheaton (or ShutUpWesley) recapping TNG episodes. This one is the first (and truly, the worst) of the bunch, Encounter at Farpoint. Teaser:
Well, now the Enterprise has a problem: run away or fight? Well, there'll be plenty of time for running away in the future, so Picard decides that the best way to protect his crew is to take the ship to maximum warp speed, drive it away from the mysterious net, and separate the saucer section from the stardrive section.
Wait. What? Separate the saucer section from the stardrive section? The ship comes apart, like a Transformer? Can it turn into a gun and a boombox and a dinosaur, too?...and yes, Elizabeth, in my head that continues to "and a brooch, and a pterodactyl..."
A bit of warning - there is some profanity involved, so just watch out for it...
Oh, oh wait, there's more...
The Enterprise sends an energy beam down to the space station, which transforms into another intergalactic space jellyfish that flies up into orbit, and high-fives the other intergalactic space jellyfish. Troi senses a feeling of great joy and gratitude from both of them, as well as a thousand Trekkies throwing up a little bit in their mouths.I think my side has permanently cramped from laughing.
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