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megotelekOkay, I'll say it.
Tess of the d'Urbervilles was really ghostwritten by a PMSing Jane Austen.
I may end up reading Breaking Dawn for giggles after this is over. Just kidding...I'll read the rest of the Ember books and possibly reread Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason to get my spirits back up.
Also, if you would like some serious Twilight/Breaking Dawn lulz, head over here.
Tess of the d'Urbervilles was really ghostwritten by a PMSing Jane Austen.
I mean, seriously!
Tess gets sent off by her dumb but well-meaning mother to "claim kin" with some other family of possible relatives, and her "cousin" Alec ends up raping her, getting her pregnant, and then the baby is born sickly and dies in a week.
WTF, Thomas Hardy? W. T. F.? I mean, I'd like to think the story can only get better for Tess from here, but I know better!!
Tess gets sent off by her dumb but well-meaning mother to "claim kin" with some other family of possible relatives, and her "cousin" Alec ends up raping her, getting her pregnant, and then the baby is born sickly and dies in a week.
WTF, Thomas Hardy? W. T. F.? I mean, I'd like to think the story can only get better for Tess from here, but I know better!!
Also, if you would like some serious Twilight/Breaking Dawn lulz, head over here.
